April 12, 2007
You might be a Yupneck if …
Wondering if there is a way of finding out if you have enough yuppie and redneck in you to make you a Yupneck?
Well, fret no more. This handy-dandy test will establish your status as a possible Yupneck once and for all!
- If the bumper sticker on your truck says “My other computer is a laptop”
- If yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spitcan.
- If you’ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a mobile phone.
- If you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
- If you can fix a trolling motor with a set of PC tools.
- If you connect to the World Wide Web via a “Down Home Page”
- If you ever felt you had to move your computer desk so it didn’t block the velvet picture of Elvis.
- If you ever refer to your computer as “Ole Bessy”
- If you have a Daisy Duke Screensaver.
- If you only buy from GateWay computers, ’cause the cow-colored boxes are a hoot.
- If you order your new pick-up truck with a gun rack and PCMCIA sockets.
- If you reckon Smith & Wesson is the original Point-N-Click interface.
- If you start all your e-mails with the words “Howdy y’all”
- If you take your internet connected cell phone to the outhouse to read your email.
- If you wire your network with jumper cables.
- If your baseball cap read “DEC” instead of “CAT”
- If your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5″ disk drive.
- If your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPUs, printers, modems and monitors.
- If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
- If your e-mail address ends in “@over.yonder.com”
- If your laptop has a sticker that says “Protected by Smith and Wesson”
- If your PC Games collection consists of nothing but Bass Fishing tournament games.
- If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.
- If your spell checker knows words like, “Y’all”, “Yonder”, and “Reckon.”
- If your wife said “either he or the computer had to go”, and you still don’t miss her.
- If, when your friends comment on your “nice boots”, you say, “Yea, thanks. Its my spiffy, new Phoenix BIOS.”
