If you love your mobile phone and beer equally, you’ve come to the right place …

Welcome to Yupnecks.com!

For those of us that belong to that rare crossbreed between a redneck and a yuppie, this website is for you. We have all the news, views, reviews, humor and more to satisfy both sides of your brain, if you have one.

After a long period, we are finally getting around to getting this site up and running. I will be updating the site regularly with Yuppie, Redneck and Yupneck news and humor. If you feel that you or one your friends is that rare breed of redneck and yuppie (maybe that person that’s been livin in the woods their whole life, and just won the lottery), then send us your story, input or humor, and let’s share it with the world.

Wondering if there is a way of finding out if you have enough yuppie and redneck in you to make you a Yupneck?

Well, fret no more. This handy-dandy test will establish your status as a possible Yupneck once and for all!

You might be a Yupneck:

• If the bumper sticker on your truck says “My other computer is a laptop”
• If yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spitcan.
• If you’ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a mobile phone.
• If you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
• If you can fix a trolling motor with a set of PC tools.
• If you connect to the World Wide Web via a “Down Home Page”
• If you ever felt you had to move your computer desk so it didn’t block the velvet picture of Elvis.
• If you ever refer to your computer as “Ole Bessy”
• If you have a Daisy Duke Screensaver.
• If you only buy from GateWay computers, ’cause the cow-colored boxes are a hoot.
• If you order your new pick-up truck with a gun rack and PCMCIA sockets.
• If you reckon Smith & Wesson is the original Point-N-Click interface.
• If you start all your e-mails with the words “Howdy y’all”
• If you take your internet connected cell phone to the outhouse to read your email.
• If you wire your network with jumper cables.
• If your baseball cap read “DEC” instead of “CAT”
• If your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5″ disk drive.
• If your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPUs, printers, modems and monitors.
• If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
• If your e-mail address ends in “@over.yonder.com”
• If your laptop has a sticker that says “Protected by Smith and Wesson”
• If your PC Games collection consists of nothing but Bass Fishing tournament games.
• If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.
• If your spell checker knows words like, “Y’all”, “Yonder”, and “Reckon.”
• If your wife said “either he or the computer had to go”, and you still don’t miss her.
• If, when your friends comment on your “nice boots”, you say, “Yea, thanks. Its my spiffy, new Phoenix BIOS.”